My car’s got a 100 thousand miles on it
And I can’t afford to get all the broken things fixed
That full coverage is it’s only saving grace
If only it would disappear and not leave any trace

Please steal my car it won’t be hard
It won’t get you far
oh no not without your credit card
Please steal my car it won’t be hard
It won’t get you far maybe to the bar
Please steal my car

I don’t have no need for fancy car alarms
I don’t lock my door and I don’t use a t-bar
Aint nothing here worth stealing that’s for sure
Even the fuzzy dice have lost their pink fur

Please steal my car it won’t be hard
It won’t get you far
oh no not without your credit card
Please steal my car it won’t be hard
It won’t get you far maybe to the bar
Please steal my car

Well the seats are ripped
and the gears are stripped
The break lines leak
and the trunk it reeks
and the radio ain’t played
for weeks and weeks
Yeah the locks are busted
and the paint’s all rusted
The windshield’s cracked
and it’s smoking black
and even Click and Clack
said don’t bother calling back

Please steal my car it won’t be hard
It won’t get you far
oh no not without your credit card
Please steal my car it won’t be hard

It won’t get you far maybe to the bar
Please steal my car
It won’t get you far maybe to the bar
Please steal my car
Please steal my car
Please steal my car
Please steal my car